But he does know that he desperately wants to be somewhere other than his space-cell. Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, The Dangers of Touch Starvation (Why the No Touching Rule Doesn't Work Long-Term), oh wait what do you mean it's a medical issue, we'd like our human officers to stay human not-crazy, I may or may not be heavily calling out my polycule with this one, YOU ARE A GIANT SERRATED-MOUTHED SPACE LION, Hero Public Safety Commission (My Hero Academia), Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Has Trust Issues (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Origins Mod SMP Setting (Video Blogging RPF), Jack Manifold and Beau | Beautie_ are Siblings, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Philza, Watch me go mad for scientific inventions and awesome space technology, Catch me making shit up to make the story sound smart, Protective Wilbur Soot (Video Blogging RPF). Humans are the equals in technological and logical intellect to Corti despite having physically smaller brains. Shouta is captured and sold at an auction. I loved the story threads with Entity, Nofl, Kirks rescue operation, the exploration plot of Misfit, the awakening of the Omo'aru, and even the Dominion politics with Admiral Knight. Welcome to "The Deathworlders" by Philip R. Johnson, AKA HamboneHFY. Or we are very good at looking at problems from different perspectives. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. ( no consistent upload Schedule prob slow updates) extra edit- on Hold did this with the mindset of YOLO LETs JUsT DO IT- XD, Just imagine being humanHating your confusionDenying 'til it's provenLaughing at illusionThinking institution's the solutionWhile tyranny and irony float in its pollution(No wind resistance! My first post on AO3. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. The fact that humans use fire, one of the most dangerous, destructive forces in nature, and make more fires on purpose is disconcerting, and sounds downright insane knowing the number of their own homes they burn down because of it. I had a one-year mat leave and am now back at work. The Humans on both sides and K'laxi were transfixed by the sight of the Starjumpers doing what they were designed to do one more time. This student's mom is a leading force in human interstellar travel and wastes no time in trying to locate her baby. With their poison-drinking, hysterical strength, obscene bone density, and ability to ignore pain, it's not hard to see why. The assignment was to grab a fully grown life form from a new planet they dubbed a 'Deathworld'. Dear Mom and DadThe good news is I turned on the portal! And it's a great place! Or maybe Eri will say some cryptic the stars still burn shit and somehow provide hope. There, he sees a tiny Deathworlder in the same predicament as him. Of course, he'd never fight willingly, but the immense desire to not die tends to loosen one's morals. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. And I'm gonna calls it as I sees it, the muscle porn is fetishistic. It was hard to tell time when there was no planet under his feet to decide it. And with a human on their side, there is little that can stand in their way. Hsst'nna Kannannissi Ullohs, "A Galactic Citizen's History of the Alignment Era," written in the Season of Third Crystal, Fifth Reckoning. No money, no home, and no people in any human sense of the word. I can't remember which chapter it was, haven't read the story in years, but there was one that felt like it dedicated every third paragraph to reminding us that all the heroes are massive beefcake, in case we'd forgotten since the last hyperbolic description. I got hooked on the 'Humans are space Orcs', 'Earth is Space Australia' and 'Humans are weird' tags and had started looking for more things in the same vein. They are still learning or figuring out whether its sentient or but they were ranked as a deathworlder species..Aliens tell horror stories of people who ignored the warnings and have a reputation for there blood shed and nothing else.. Or Tommyinit shows the world why they shouldnt fuck with humans and how they can be kind and loving at the same time. Or how Earth is space Australia. My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. But its shit and Im too lazy to rewrite it so I keep adding to it. Around 50 chapters ago it used to be that you could roll your eyes and skim over the porn segments to get back to the actual plot. "No." Anyways, yes. The SBI crew was like everyone else in that regard. other component of such an ornament reference people vs burlington coat factory county of alameda court case no rg 04 162075 assembly bill 1681 2006 method, dartboard rounding use an image of a dartboard to reinforce rounding skills to the nearest 10 100 1000 or whole number when using This is yet another humans are space orcs fic, featuring actual child Tommy. :). DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe Chapter 1: Intro, a misc. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Space is Dark and Deep (Promises to Keep), Original Male Character/Original Female Character, come on who in their right mind doesn't like otters, this series ends with the same lack of smut it had to begin with, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Altea May Have Been Space Australia, But Humans are the Weird Ones. (aka space au. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Tommy had never been a fan of outer space. After finally reaching the area around Iceland, he finds a city that should never exist. Look, no judgement but I think its in poor form for authors to subject readers to their Magical Realm without their knowing. It can't possibly be. Months? gray s blade by elizabeth stevens overdrive rakuten. I would never make him this unhinged without like, Okay so I kinda made him unhinged with a not so good reason, Janus and Virgil almost get to third base, Logan is equally distressed by and fascinated with Janus, The author knows enough about Physics to hate it. years after the humans joined the Alliance, a threat emerges that nobody else can solve, there is only one thing left to try. He takes a detour on the way and somehow ends up on the SBI, a ship filled with two other alien kids, a body guard Piglin, a medic Phantom, and a considerably old Elytrian for a captain. Its been a rough few days. Wil, Ive said this before and Ill say it again, he gently warns. Worse than me. Hizashi finds a lost feelane child in the trading center's hub. One more terrible and greater in scale than all before it. (Including Black Widow), there will be a sequel for Everything marvel (memes, incorrect quotes, headcannons) that makes me giggle A fitting fate for a quirkless boy such as he- Izuku grew up . He turns around to find a small alien, head swivelling around as they search for something. I got into this series, not only because it was good, with compelling characters, interesting world and cool plot, but also because it celebrated all the cool things about humans. When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect. And just because they're in space doesn't mean theyre going to stop being heroes. infinite anime loops chapter 7 an anime x overs fanfic. Not to mention, he's a human. Its not hard enough to actually move him, but it gets the message across. And I know there are warnings but nothing is graphic (or in any detail whatsoever) and those warnings are only for one or two chapters. The Deathworlders to me started out as an amazing story where a regular guy, and then regular people, was/were single handedly the most destructive force around. To keep them away from the truth. Is it though? Somehow he gets adopted. This isn't a story!It's a bunch of lists of main characters from fandoms as Sanders Sides who would play that character's role in their universe. Humans are deathworlders that look like normal sapients. I don't think I can read it anymore. Philza is the captain of a ship that he is proud to call his own. This serial has been running for more than six years at this point, and stretches to dozens of chapters (many of which have subchapters) and is now several million words in length. Roman just wants to go back home to his space ship where he's safe. It has a few good moments but they are further and further between. The title sounds deep and kinda angsty, but it is just a crackpot of 'humans are space orcs' and like drabbles. What makes it even worse, is they are the single most violent race to have ever been discovered, and will fight anything for almost any reason, even themselves." Realization of the sheer danger this race presented started to sink in. Time to make these abduction alien BItChES regret there job after what hes been through! Can an ecosystem even survive that? At rhs question, Tommy looks up at Wilbur with a bit of surprise on his face. These people are 1000+ pounds of pure muscle. That was millennia ago (well, by our timeframe) so it was about time for a recon mission. What happened at Terra? He thinks that they dont know hes intelligent. One thing he knows for certain. or 'They are so unbelievably diverse and their culture so rich!' Ever since Sam was little the urge to explore had tugged at her feet and it had led her all the way to space, further than possibly any human had gone before. An asteroid field with smuggler ships hiding in it. Comments, suggestions, queries and complaints welcome. They keep to themselves, taking mostly honest jobs to get by as well as the occasional passenger. the Galactic Empire are a bunch of pussys, Toby Smith | Tubbo & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, yes motherfucker its one of my FAVORITE TROPES, theyre not really hybrids as much as aliens but yknow, Claustrophobic TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Good Friend TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), this is just ranboo getting gaslit for a week, Ranboo Has Panic Attacks (Video Blogging RPF), does it count as amputation if it just kinda gets ripped off, Presumed Dead TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Altea May Have Been Space Australia, But Humans are the Weird Ones, Allura & Coran & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt & Shiro, (in the context of what different parts of the country are liable to run drills for), (e.g. Or have they meanwhile eradicated themselves, like all the other sentient predators that they had encountered on previous missions?As the Tahw mission team around matriarch Them advance further into the foreign solar system, and discover several non-natural objects on the way, they slowly learn that the PIS1 species has not only survived, but has advanced to an early space-exploration stage of development. A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to. Techno opens his mouth to protest, but Tommy grabs him by the hand and yanks. Or maybe even the adorably cute ones? They would die slowly, in full view of each other. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. That would be the second shipment of caffeine in the same number of weeks. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health. Reply ordinarymagician_ Human Additional comment actions Reminds me of a guy I knew. elizabeth stevens book depository. I can regularly skip several entire paragraphs and miss nothing. Or for Terrans to be so different to the stories. Taken by space traffickers, Midoriya, Uraraka, Bakugo, Kaminari, Mina and Mei end up a long ways from earth. Humans and the D'Rek are at war.A reptilian race captures a D'rek and a Human and place them in the same cell together.Can they put aside their differences?Can they work together to survive? The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. A new species has joined the Galactic Federation, and that means everything has to be updated. I stopped reading when Powell got killed, but yeahthe muscle porn tended be just a bit overwhelming. should've been more than enough. You get the point. Just moar supar! Create18 . But he grew up on one of the harshest planets in the galaxy, and has the endurance to prove it. We're a writing focused subreddit welcoming all media exhibiting the awesome potential of humanity, known as HFY or "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" Sorry if this is really vague, or considered redundant considering the subreddit, Edit: Basically what I mean, is I'm looking for the sillier stories. There are also quite a few AUs that aren't actually other fandoms and occasionally a scene to go with an AU.Example:Evan Hansen: Virgil (Anxiety). Menu. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Alcohol Gender-Neutral Pronouns Gender-Neutral Character Vent Writing Late Night Writing Don't copy to another site The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. Instead keeping it firmly locked into muscle porn for the sake of salivating over a guy's dick. Fifty is where I got burnt out, because it changed from a million fascinating different perspectives on the one of the most complicated and realistic takes on an HFY humanity's ascension to a spacefaring species to a few perspectives that seem to try and run you tired reading hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of words on the same war, with no variety or levity to break the monotony. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. Got to say the same for me. She loses herself in wars and the underbelly of crime in a distant galaxy. Work Search: This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). And what shape will the planet be in when they arrive? The final arc. Virgil's been calling his little space-cell for a couple of months, ranging closer to a year, now, and he's pretty much lost all hope of ever being able to go back home or even seeing the people at home again. When you think about it, dog tags are an interesting concept; we were able to erase people's features before they were made irrelevant by DNA analysis. Its a parade of oh so muscled but oh so charming Gary Stus. yeah there's some dark stuff but also Space. Humans Are Weird / Space Australia Pride<<I'll bet anything a human woman is somewhere watching from the sides shaking her head and muttering about 'men'. Otters. He just wished he'd been told before volunteering for this expedition that it was for the study of humans. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Earth is Space Australia Don't copy to another site After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. Either other kinds of superpowers beyond beefcake, or start building a functional human army that doesn't depend on maybe 12 guys who ate their veggies. There's two sides fighting for control of a world full of mystical creatures and magic. The answer to the question: If aliens visited us now, what would they think of us? valerie of mor 1 elizabeth. ", "No," Peter said. Anticipation climbs almost to the point of violence, before the auctioneer announces, Behold!, The crowd falls silent when the curtain parts, and a cage is wheeled out, not unlike his own. It's about awesome humans and awesome aliens. Nah it skipped right past Spartans into Warhammer 40k Space Marine territory, Spartans maxed out at like 350 lbs unarmored and 7 feet tall. Hambone's Deathworlders series has an excellent depiction of interrogation done the right way. It's inspired by the "Humans are space orcs" tag. One passenger, a Decirite researcher named Janus, booked passage with cargo--and when said cargo is inadvertently opened, the ragtag crew must contend with the addition of a primitive, violent species rarely seen outside captivity. Imprisoned(completed)The pack(in progress)Escort missionReunionZombie protocolTraumaHolidays, I think theres a reason they placed it in here, Sho. Zashi whispered back. Where is the male equivalent of the Singer with the People? Yes, this! Anyway, before they go back, they need to teach a certain group why you dont mess with humans. He was nowhere close to being back home, and he was surrounded by literal aliens, who were the fuckers who put him here in the first place. He wasnt expecting to be pulled in by a gravitational pull of a dark planet, never expected that crash landing would wake sleeping monsters. Humans don't do this. He has to think for a moment about the word he was looking for but it came to him. Yes, I know thats repetitive. Work Search: "Neither of us have any weapons, genius. I started to struggle with this just because the rest of the story goes to such lengths to try and explain the science behind what's going on, resulting in stone fantastic world building And then we've got humans growing so impossibly large that they would give themselves heat stroke just walking up the stairs, then being described performing superhuman feats of endurance. Basically a team of Captain Americas on Steroids. Blue and Yellow learn why humanity is the apex predator on Earth. I want to see fics where Aliens look at humans go 'They're so cute!' While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. SBI are the best live smugglers in the galaxy, they don't ask question, they are quick, they take care of their merchandise, and most of all they love a challenge. Can they be won over as allies, or is their aggressive, territorial instinct stronger than intelligence and scientific curiosity? Time will tell if it has but I don't think I can stick around. I was just it was just". So i recently got a call from a landline number (04)5249999 and it was just a woman saying hello hello hello over and over again like she couldn't hear me but i knew she could i tried to ask her why she called me and she went silent and i heard lots on typing and lots of people in her background, since this is a landline i'm thinking this is a scam center using woman to lure people in , If . this is the most disturbing thing i've ever created, and might be the scariest thing I've ever read in sci fi, so you still have that to look forward to, Specifically a sentient plague that commits genocide, so that's just a double up "Nope" right there, come on who in their right mind doesn't like otters, this series ends with the same lack of smut it had to begin with, the triumphant return of the space otters, and we maintain the utter lack of smut from the original. 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