“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. Report Add Reply I give you the Springfield Monorail! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Monorail But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Take my pen knife, my good man "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." I'll show you my idea! Monorail I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Theft. She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. No, good sir, I'm on the level Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … I hear those things are awfully loud Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … What'd I say? Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! ], Television That's right! He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. --Lyle Lanley. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. I’ve been told that there’s never been a redevelopment agency in California that has shut its operations down, no matter how old. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I give you the Springfield Monorail! Monorail Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth You'll be given cushy jobs I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. Rock You Like a Hurricane • Look At All Those Idiots • Hullaba Lula • We Love To Smoke, 140913 - Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song @ The Simpsons Take the Hollywood Bowl ~. It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Serious inquires only. 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' Origin What about us brain-dead slobs? [All right. Monorail! The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Alf Clausen As is. The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. Throw up your hands and raise your voice "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … The Simpsons It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am Type of Song By fizzle406 May 5, 2020, 8:14am CDT Share this story I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I give you the Springfield Monorail! Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" The Monorail Song Monorail! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! And by gum, it put them on the map! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] People already steal working train power cables for the copper. I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! [Monorail] Not on your life, my Hindu friend Nov 29, 2017 I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! up. The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! You probably think monorails are a novelty. Electrified, six-car monorail The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. Like a genuine, bona fide Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". Really cool at night. 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